The most memorable people in your life will be the ones who loved you when you weren’t very lovable.
I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
Work Bitch is quite possibly the worst fucking song I have ever heard.
What the hell have they done to the Britney that sang Everytime?
Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter.
I fucking knew it.